Let’s be honest – did we REALLY expect Miley Cyrus‘ 22nd birthday party to revolve around a quiet night-in with some cheese and a Disney movie?
True to her shy and retiring self, her bday celebrations were full of, erm, sex toys and Miley herself getting topless. OF COURSE.
Plus Patrick Schwarzenegger, the massive fittie she’s rumoured to be dating, was there too. Just FYI.
On Saturday night, the 22-year-old controversial pop star headed to The Factory Nightclub, Hollywood to enjoy a night she’ll never forget.
The Bangerz bash was reportedly a low-key affair, set in a venue decorated with sex toys and marijuana leaves. The perfect backdrop for a topless shimmy, obvs.
OH, and this penis-shaped mechanical bull. As you do.
The venue was packed full of Miley’s nearest and dearest, including her brother Braison, Adam Lambert and Cody Simpson, who rocked up with Gigi Hadid after they recently rekindled their romance.
She rocked up to her party in a boring and plain number, w – oh who are we kidding. She turned up in an outfit more colourful than an 80s rave on the sun.
Or to put it another way, someone basically threw up the rainbow on her.
She’s just being Miley.
She shared a bunch of photos from the night on her MazSight, including the pic below as she dove straight into what we assume is a pizza cake that we really need in our lives.
She also photoshopped her little sister Noah’s face onto some of them which just freaks us out a little bit if we’re honest.
One person who probably didn’t enjoy the night too much is Patrick’s mum Maria Shriver, who’s recently voiced concerns over her son’s budding relationship with Miley.
A source told Hollywood Life: “Maria Shriver disapproves of the relationship that Patrick is starting with Miley.
“She is so controlling when it comes to the image of the family and this is eating her up inside.”
So this party and all the toplessness will go down like a tonne of bricks then?
Still, at least Miley had fun, right Maria?
WE’LL MOVE ON.
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