Just when you think it’s safe to get out from under the covers, wishing and hoping with all of your will that the never-ending beefing betwixt Naughty Boy and Louis Tomlinson could possibly be over, IT ALL BLOOMIN’ KICKS OFF AGAIN.
Can’t we all just try and get along lads?
In the latest instalment of this ‘game Of Thrones’-esque pop battle, producer Naughty Boy had a sit-down with The Sun to chat about his feelings about the Zayn Malik-centred Twitter spat.
Before we go into it all, it’s all very dramatic with a lot of zoological-based references – so hold on to your hats and get your protective goggles out.
Naughty/Mr.Boy/Shahid Khan warned Louis that he was messing with a ‘Sleeping Lion’ (!) as he defended himself and Zayn against the backlash they were experiencing from One Direction fans.
He said: “Louis needs to shut his mouth. He is just a child. He’s messing with a sleeping lion and you shouldn’t have woken up a sleeping lion as you are only going to regret it.”
“It’s not fair for the fandom to go for us because we haven’t done anything. I’m not prepared to be the brunt of everything as everyone needs to wait for the real story to come out and then they will realise.”
“I don’t know Louis so I can only base my judgement on what he says and he is acting like a 12-year-old.”
Blimey, it’s all very ‘dramz in the school cafeteria’ isn’t it?
The Sleeping Lion roared once again, hinting that Louis was being a bit of a rubbish mate since Zayno left the fold: “Louis should be supporting Zayn. I’ve been the one looking after Zayn since he left One Direction.”
“He should actually be reaching out to Zayn and maintaining that relationship. It’s all about loyalty and what they had in that band was a group of loyalty.”
“I think Zayn has shown that he is still loyal to them as he said that was the best five years of his life and he thanked them when he won an award at the Asian Awards recently.”
“I hope he’s not jealous – he should be more worried about autotune running out in the near future because then he’ll be alright.”
OOOOOOHHHH, POP, POP, POP BRRRAP etc.
“My message to Louis is just let it be and respect the guys decision. This isn’t a playground and I’m not going to allow anyone to undermine me or Zayn. Time will tell the best story, trust me.”
Seems like this lil’ Lion woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning, eh?
Louis hasn’t really said much about all of this to be honest, apart from THIS sassy little tweet this morning, which we think MIGHT have been referencing Naughty Boy’s new-found lion’s mane of trash talk:
Something tells us that this little tiff isn’t going to be dying out anytime soon.
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