Thought all those rumours about a certain man-bun master (AKA Harry Styles) dating a certain ‘normal’ LA gal (AKA Joy Muggli) had all blown over thanks to One Direction‘s rep saying ‘nuh-uh honey’ to the whole thing?
Oh, you did? Ah. Bad news, guys, because the whole saga has reared its eye-rolling head once again, after heat magazine apparently spoke to the talent manager’s mum about what it was really like to date the 21-year-old.
Which, according to the rep who slammed the whole story as “utter nonsense”, she actually doesn’t know anything about.
This is basically just one big slab of fanfiction, isn’t it? AWKS.
If you somehow missed the story yesterday because you were still basking in the hilarity of #OhNoLiam, heat magazine apparently spoke to Joy’s mumma Daniela Gronna, who said: “They met through mutual friends. Joy knows a lot of people.”
She also insisted Joy, who works with Hazza’s pal Jeff Azoff, wouldn’t lie about their ‘relationship’ (ahem) for attention, adding: “[She's] a very serious girl. She wouldn’t do something like this for attention. She doesn’t need that.
“She did like One Direction’s music, along with all the other music she listened to, but I wouldn’t say she was a fan.
“I’m not sure if Harry is aware of what repercussions he might cause in her life or job. But Joy is curious about what’s coming next.”
However, 1D’s PR has once again stepped forward to slam the article and break the TOTALLY SHOCKING news to us all that this whole thing is a load of nothing, actually. QUELLE SURPRISE.
The statement reads: “Harry has never met Joy. This utter nonsense is embarrassingly made up by Heat magazine yet again.
“We are taking legal action against the magazine to try and halt this continued fabrication.”
OH CRIKEY. THERE YOU GO. Stop trying to make #Jarry happen. It’s not going to happen.
Joy herself has now taken to Twitter to deny that she’s had anything to do with all the rumours and whatnot, writing: “It’s amazing how the media can fabricate a story out of nothing. Meanwhile, I can’t even find my car keys half of the time.
“Also, it would be appreciated if you left my parents out of all this fabricated BS and stopped putting words in their mouths.
“I still have no idea where any of this came from, but I can assure you I had nothing to do with any of it.”
Maybe we should just put this one to bed now, yeah?
We’ve got MUCH bigger fish to fry right now. Mainly playing ‘No Control’ on repeat.
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