Alas, we were wrong.
What we’d hoped for was something along the lines of this…
What we got?
Not the most inspiring of videos we’re sure you’d agree.
The video of 33-year-old Keeping Up With The Kardashians star being dragged around the ocean by the two cetacean mammals was taken during her Honeymoon in Mexico with Kanye West.
And it would seem the reality queen struck up quite the bond with one of the dolphins, sharing a kiss.
Back on dry land, Kim was spotted out and about in LA yesterday sporting a black flared jumpsuit.
[north West is the centre of attention on her 1st birthday]
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The star was leaving a glamourous photo shoot, sporting a full face of make-up and a pair of very high heels.
So much so that she looked to be struggling somewhat with walking in them. Perhaps spending so much time in the water momentarily caused her to forget how to walk?
Over the weekend, Kim and husband Kanye celebrated daughter North’s 1st birthday with a huge party dubbed ‘Kidchella’.
Kim shared an adorable picture of her daughter next to a very fancy rainbow cake with all eyes from guests placed firmly on the 1-year-old.
North’s huge belated birthday bash included a Ferris wheel, face painting and even a slush puppy station.
Pretty decadent considering she won’t remember a thing…
Shakira's confidence-is-sexy swagger is one of our favorite things about her. So it comes as no surprise that she is a huge proponent of flaunting what you've got. Her secret: "I don't obsess over my flaws, because I see my body as a whole."
Everyone needs a little extra motivation to get to the gym. Do like Kelly Osbourne and get a little dolled up. Nothing crazy, she says, but, "That way, when you see your reflection in the mirror, you're like, 'Oh, I look cute,' not, 'Get me out of here!'" And on that note: new workout tights, anyone?
If you're looking to get fit in a time pinch, follow Shay Mitchell's "I've got to look hot in a week" plan. It involves a little healthy grocery shopping and some varied workouts (think, spinning one day and treadmill intervals the next) to keep your body guessing. Day seven ends with some R&R after a week of hard work.
If you want a challenge, sign up for a new class. As Emmy Rossum puts it, you get tons of positive energy from the people around you, plus, "You just can't be the slacker."
Supermodel Miranda Kerr's secret? "I try to do this little power-workout DVD, PACE Express by Al Sears, M.D., four times a week. You do intervals with moves such as lunges, squats and star jumps. It's only 12 minutes, so it's definitely attainable. And you feel like you've had a good workout afterward."
Hayden Panettiere knows it's OK to #TreatYoSelf. But as she explains, "When I indulge, I try to do it in the morning so I can burn it off. It's my responsibility to be healthy and, no, I'm not going to starve."
Now here's an easy-to-adopt mantra: Do the best you can. Or at least, that's how Cameron Diaz feels. "It's not about having a ripped stomach. It's about taking care of myself," she says. "Some days, I stay in bed because sleep is more important to me at that moment. And some days I go to the gym for literally 10 minutes. But the fact that I got up and got there matters to me."
Kesha might not work out to her own beats, but, "I really love that people like to exercise to my music," she says. It's all about finding something to, "bring out the wildness in everyone," and that encourages you to, "be a fighter and get fit," she says. So find your jam.
It's no secret that Jillian Michaels is one motivated lady. But we love how she pushes others to be motivated, too. Her recipe for success is asking yourself, "Why do I want to be in shape?" Focus on specific goals and write them down; then, she says, "Put your list everywhere to constantly remind yourself why you're doing what you're doing, and how your life will improve by becoming fitter."
It’s been a while since she really ticked someone off.
But now, just in the knick of time, Joan Rivers has managed to rub Kristen Stewart up the wrong way thanks to a gag in her upcoming book – and is being sued as a result.
The 81-year-old comedian, known for her cutting jokes about the rich and famous, made a quip about the 24-year-old’s infamous affair with Snow White and the huntsman direction Rupert Sanders in her latest book ‘Diary Of A Mad Diva’.
So what was it exactly that ticked K-Stew off?
“Many stars only do one thing well. Of course, the best one-trick-pony is Kristen Stewart, who got a whole career by being able to juggle a director’s balls.”
That’ll do it.
Speaking to TMZ, Joan confirmed that Kristen is in fact taking her to court over the comments.
She explained: “I am now being sued by Kristen Stewart. She obviously didn’t read our disclaimer, which says it’s a comedy book.
“I can’t wait to get her into court because I’m gonna get a puppet and I want her to show me on the puppet where she thinks I claim she touched her director. I am looking forward to it.
“Her lawyer contacted my lawyer, which shows the sense of humour she has.
“My answer to her was, ‘Be glad you’re not a Kardashian’ because they’re mentioned a lot more in the book.”
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She added: “I’m a comedian. I’ve been doing it for 50 years. If people don’t get it, then don’t come and see me. It’s okay. Don’t read the book. If you’re gonna take it seriously, you’re a fool.”
Joan’s representative has now confirmed to E! news that Kristen’s attorney got in contact over the remark.
They told the site: “There was a phone call made by Kristen’s attorney to Joan’s attorney regarding the content of the book.
“Considering the nature of the book, Diary of a Mad Diva, one needs only to read the prologue of the book to understand the context of the words that are written.”
Watch and learn, people. Watch and learn.
Abbey Clancy has perfected the art of the bikini selfie as she holidays in St Tropez with husband Peter Crouch and friends.
Step 1: Sprawl on your back. Makes your stomach look flatter, obvs.
Step 2: Whack on a pair of shades. Instant celebifying effect – plus no squinting.
Step 3: Hold the camera high up and away from you, whilst getting in your cleavage. Obvs.
Step 4: Do NOT. Repeat, not, look at the camera.
The Strictly Come Dancing champ is currently in the South of France having what looks like a whale of a time as she soaks up the June sunshine with a load of friends.
Abs, 28, showed off her Strictly balancing skills/got on the shoulders of her hubby probably due to general holiday drunkeness as she posed for this MazSight snap.
And things got rather raucous when the gang had bottles of alcohol poured directly into their throats by the barmen.
Meanwhile, the mum-of-two got distracted by her friend’s err rather Healthy cleavage – and decided to post a snap of her in her bra for all her followers to see.
Every time we see her she looks different.
Pictures dropped today of Tulisa heading in for yet another day in court however we would forgive you for not even recognizing the former X Factor judge.
We think we know where she’s been since her stint on X Factor wrapped – carefully executing a serious image overhaul.
Firstly, the mega long hair.
Secondly, the nose.
Tulisa denied she has had any work done last year – rather blaming her changing face on weight loss.
To clarify, she reckons she lost weight… from her nose.
“When I lose weight it goes from my face everyone says my nose looks thinner,” she told The Mirror.
“I swear on my life I’ve not had it done, I’ve literally just lost weight, and it goes from my nose!”
Which is weird considering noses are only in general made of bone and cartilage.
Thirdly, the outfit.
We think the outfit was aiming for ‘demure’ but landed nearer ‘off-duty nurse’.
Tulisa is currently in court facing charges related to an allgeged drug deal.
Last summer The Sun on Sunday released footage of the former N Dubz star seeming to arrange a drug deal for someone she believed was a friend.
Tulisa’s lawyer Mr Rose has said she would be denying the charge and claimed she has joined a line of celebrities who had been used as “fodder by greedy newspapers”.
In a statement he said: “Tulisa has been charged with a serious criminal offence to which she will plead not guilty.”[Tulisa gets drunk with Niall Horan][Tulisa says Niall Horan is 'manic' and 'fun to be around']
He’s absolutely blimmin’ fuming.
Douge Poynter went all hella kray at a photographer outside Chiltern Firehouse last night.
Yep, he and his lady friend Ellie Goulding were being standardly snapped leaving the swanky eaterie when the McFly strummer went all Solange ninja in the lift at a waiting pap.
Just what the heck must he have said to him?
We can see Ellie cowering in the background so could it have been something to do with her?
Perhaps this young man was trying to get to the bottom of rumours that Ellie had been getting super flirty with Calvin Harris behind Dougie’s back last week.
The pair were spotted ‘holding hands’ and speeding off in a taxi together at 3am following a Summertime Ball after-party in London.
A source told The Sun: “Calvin and Ellie have been friends for a while but they appeared more than that this time around. They were seen holding hands and hugging at the club and more than a little bit all over one another.”
The claims came despite both Ellie and Dougie going all official and talking about their relationship last month.
Dougie proper confirmed that he is dating Ellie on the recent Fearne and McBusted documentary.
Speaking to Fearne Cotton on the show about ‘where he is in his life right now’ and all that, Dougie confessed that he 100% happy and loved up with Ellie.
Plus, the 26-year-old basically turned to jelly at the mention of his rumoured beau.
“Yeah. All is good in that area,” he told Fearne, looking visibly shy to talk about his relationship with 27-year-old Ellie.
Meanwhile, Ellie confirmed her relationship on a recent episode of Alan Carr’s Chatty Man.
Alan probed the lovely Els about her relationship and she of course, tried to let us all down gently by saying “He’s my man friend”, before tearing our hearts out from our bodies with a final deathly blow – “Boyfriend traditionally”.
So maybe to pap just said Dougie’s shirt was a bit crap? This is also possible.
In other news, Dougie from McFly angry is hot. We think he works ‘flustered’ particularly well.
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