And there was us thinking she’d never be able to top ‘Stars Are Blind’.
paris Hilton has premiered the video to her latest assault on the charts ‘Come Alive,’ and it’s everything you’d expect from the hotel heiress.
So basically it’s so ridiculous it’s actually amazing.
We open with Paris standing in the middle of a field. Paris has clearly never seen so much open space before and is very excited about the whole experience.
Oh and she’s also a flipping angel FYI.
An angel who lives on a cloud of Candy Floss.
If you think one Paris Hilton in the world is too much, look away now.
She then sits on a flimsy looking swing made of flowers that could potentially break at any second
Still, at least she’s having the time of her life
Paris momentarily forgets she’s making a music video because she’s distracted by her wonderful hair
There’s then a glitch in the Matrix
SHE’S NOW STANDING NEXT TO A UNICORN UNDER A RAINBOW AND IT’S TOO MUCH TO COPE WITH
Paris and the Unicorn are now bonding. Of course they are.
If you thought Paris overdressed during the day, you’ll be happy to know she doesn’t disappoint when night falls
Keep being ridiculous, Paris. You never fail to disappoint.
[Paris Hilton has a whole lot of luggage and no one to help her with it]
[Paris Hilton gives Justin Bieber a lapdance in Cannes]