‘Ello, ‘Ello, ‘Ello, what’s going on ‘ere then?
Russell Brand and his girlfriend Jemima Khan were apparently at the centre of a police investigation last month, after it’s been claimed that the comedian assaulted a masseuse in his girlfriend’s Oxfordshire home.
Szilvia Berki, (who charges a whopping £500 per massage – so must clearly be VERY good) claimed that she had been booked by Jemima as a birthday present to Russell. However, she claims that during an altercation between herself and Russ, he only went and PUSHED her!
According to The Telegraph, Silvia said the atmosphere ‘changed’ after a disagreement about the service she was expected to provide, with a row starting between the two. She alleges that she was then pushed by Russell, and was left terrified after Jemima’s over-eager white Alsatian dog jumped at her.
To be fair, they are VERY large dogs.
But Russell ‘political activist’ Brand denied the allegations made against him, and the police didn’t end up going for a full investigation.
Officers from the police station in Chipping Norton investigated the masseuse’s complaint, but later informed her that they would be unable to proceed due to a lack of evidence.
A spokesman for Thames Valley Police said: “We received a report on 16 June from the Metropolitan Police that a woman had reported that she had been assaulted on June 7 at a private address near Woodstock. An investigation was carried out by Thames Valley Police and in the absence of necessary evidence we were unable to proceed further with the investigation and informed the complainant of this situation.”
But if you thought that was the end of it, you’d be wrong. Miss Berki has now complained against the POLICE, saying they didn’t investigate the matter properly – meaning that this case could drag on for Russell and Jemima.
The police spokesman confirmed the complaint was being investigated but declined to comment further.
Russell began dating heiress Jemima last year, and said: “It’s unlike anything I have experienced before. I really love her”.
[Russell Brand DENIES cheating on Jemima Khan]
[Russell Brand strips off in Parliament Square, as you do]