Just when you thought rumours surrounding Scott Disick and Kendall Jenner supposedly having some sort affair and/or having a baby were the most ridiculously thing you’d ever read, new reports are claiming that Lord Disick has now proposed to his girlfriend’s little sister.
Yep, okay, good, sure. Don’t mind us, just going to go bang our heads on the desk.
According to these ludicrous new rumours, Scott popped the question to Kendall when the two ‘snuck off’ to Europe.
A source, who apparently plucks this stuff out of thin air (sounds like it anyway), told Star magazine that Scott, 31, proposed to the 19-year-old when he was “tipsy.”
They ‘revealed’: “He told [Kendall] how unhappy he is with Kourtney, how the passion is gone in their relationship.
“And in the same breath he talked about running away with Kendall. He said he’s desperate to start fresh.”
He apparently then drunkenly blurted out: “We should get married,” despite not having a ring or getting down on one knee.
Probably because this NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
Although the magazine describes the moment as “wildly inappropriate – yet oddly romantic,” Kendall was said to be less than impressed by Scott’s proposal.
The source continues: “She actually told him to stop and said they had to end ‘whatever this is’.
“She begged him to go home to Kourtney and make things work, because she didn’t know how they could carry on without destroying the family.”
Lord Disick himself was apparently “shocked” by her reaction and has since been particularly nice to Kourtney, presumably to stop her finding out about something that we’re pretty sure is completely and utterly made up from someone’s weird dreams.
Oh, and apparently Khloe Kardashian is “horrified” by this whole situation, telling Kendall to “distance herself from Scott, for everybody’s sake.”
Back in January, Star published a cover claiming that Kendall and Scott were sleeping together, using a ‘quote’ from Kourtney, who had apparently said: “They’re dead to me!”
Allegations inside the magazine accused Scott of going from being a “protective” big brother to being a “corrupter.”
Then, a month later, the same magazine claimed that Kendall was pregnant with Scott’s baby.
According to some mysterious ‘source’, Kendall got pregnant after her and Scott went to lunch. Weirdly, this was all after Kourtney dreamt that her little sister was having her boyfriend’s baby.
Coincedence or total rubbish? We know what we’re going for.
This whole Kendall/Scott drama is reading like a GCSE fiction story, and we genuinely cannot even begin to guess what rubbish these sources are going to concoct next.
Watch this space.
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