We actually can’t remember how many girls he’s cheated on.
So it’s not a massive surprise that Chelsea’s number one love rat (closely followed by Alex ‘Mad Hair’ Mytton) has made a joke about his rep.
Spencer Matthews posted a rather adorbs snap of himself with BFF and partner-in-crime Jamie Laing on Monday after an animal face-painting session.
Yes, they are grown men.
And the Made In Chelsea lothario couldn’t help making poking fun at himself as he captioned the selfie: “I’m a tiger, not a cheetah @jamielaing_UK.”
See what he did there?
Jamie, 25, also posted a photo of the pair with their rather bizarre Monday make-up looks, proving that the lads are closer than ever.
But despite apparently spending their day acting like they were at a children’s birthday party, the boys have only just arrived back from NYC where they were filming for the new series.
And by all accounts the wrap party was just as mental as we’ve come to expect from the Chelsea-ites, with Spennie failing to remember most of it.
Writing on his MailOnline blog, he said: “Anyone who was there please tweet any details to @spencergeorgem so that we can piece the night together.
“But you know you’ve had a good party when you check your phone the next day and there’s a shot of you in a swimming pool with a guy playing a sousaphone.”
Apparently they were off the plane and straight back into the Chelsea clubbing scene with a night out at Boujis.
Spencer said: “I loved NYC but it was great to be back. The club was full with beautiful people – and there were quite a few women coming up to welcome me back to London with a kiss. Which was nice.”
Yeah, that reputation’s not going away any time soon, is it, Spencer?
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