Remember that video that emerged back in March that showed Taylor Swift reversing backwards like a car to avoid the paparazzi as she got in an SUV?
Well listen up, everyone, because she’s just gone to the next level of genius by doing an ENTIRE HIKE backwards and incredibly (presumably) managing not to go ar*e over t*t in the process.
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF LIFE, PLEASE.
In case you missed it, this photo of TayTay confused just about everyone who saw it when it appeared on the internet recently, which is understandably because without a caption, it does look pretty bizarre.
However, spotting it on Tumblr and being the flawless babe that she is, the 25-year-old decided to gift fans with an explanation of what the actual heck was going on, and it’s genius.
So, what WAS going on? Was Tay about to run at this bloke’s hand? Was he signalling her to pull over because a big unicorn was coming up behind her? Was she proving that she wasn’t drink-walking?
Errr, none of those actually.
She actually explained that that guy was helping her out of the woods (so to speak), because she was feeling some particular bad blood towards the paps that day and understandably just wanted a day of from having a camera shoved in her face.
She replied: “I saw the guy with the camera and wasn’t in the mood so I hiked the whole trail backwards and my security told me when to make turns.
“Ah, the tranquility of the great outdoo-TAYLORCANYOULOOKOVERHEREGIVEUSASMILEAREYOUDATINGJYCGUCKVHKCTAYLORHEYTAYLOR.”
She also tagged her post: “ohsoswiftly,” “evading paps,” and “the spice of life.”
That’s one more skill added to Taylor and yet ANOTHER reason why she is our ultimate flawless queen.
Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re off for a hike. Or a chocolate biscuit, whichever we find first.
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