In today’s episode of ‘Why We Love Taylor Swift And Would Give Our Right Arm And Probably Leg Too To Be Her Best Friend’, we’re looking at her explanation as to why she was seen wearing that harness/child restraint/over-clothing bra during a lunch date with BFF Selena Gomez.
An explanation that was, OBVIOUSLY, flawless.
In case you haven’t seen it, here’s the unusual accessory being modelled by TayTay in all its glory.
Looking a bit like something you might put on a horse or on a suitcase to identify it as your own at the airport, the 25-year-old rocked the alternative body chain over a t-shirt which read ‘This is my fight night’, a line from Rachel Platten’s ‘Fight Song’ which they sung together in Philadelphia.
She teamed her chic casual look with ankle boots and denim shorts, before adding THAT MYSTERIOUS HARNESS. Which also looks a bit like a belt with built-in braces.
So, come on Swifty, put us out of our misery. What the ruddy heck is the harness for?
ALWAYS BE PREPARED, GUYS AND GIRLS.
Yep, TayTay was actually practising the Girl Guides’ motto on her trip out with Selena, because you just never know when adventure’s going to strike, right?
As well as replying to a fan on Twitter, T-Swizzle also addressed the many, many questions on Tumblr, replying to one thread which discussed whether she had, in fact, worn the whole thing backwards.
Meh, she still looked gorgeous, so we’re not sure it really matters.
She replied: “I think you’re ignoring a really important point here… That my harness and I are always ready for a zip line/rock climbing.
“Ask yourself.. Are you ready for extreme adventure should it present itself?
“HARNESS LIFE 2015.”
YAAS. The Wisdom of Taylor Swift is a fine thing, and we should probably all take note, tbh.
In non-harness related news, T-Swiz was also recently seen meeting up with ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas and his new rumoured girlfriend Gigi Hadid, who also happens to be one of Taylor’s bessies.
The two dated for a few months in 2008, but it looks like they’re still on good terms, with the group being joined by Taylor’s new boyfriend Calvin Harris for a trip to Soho House, Hollywood.
And not a harness in sight.
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