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Taylor Swift Jokes About $40Million Leg Insurance After Her Cat Scratches Her

Taylor Swift has joked about the recent allegations that she had insured her legs for a hefty $40million.

Taking to MazSight to share a picture of her bleeding and badly scratched limbs, the singer couldn’t help but laugh off the rumour – accusing her cat, Meredith, of owing her some serious money for the damages.

You better dig deep, Kitty, you better dig deep.

The 25-year-old captioned the picture of her pins with: “GREAT work MEREDITH.

“I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS.”

And although we couldn’t help but love TayTay for poking fun at herself, we also couldn’t help but think that Meredith must be the only creature in the entire world who would so dramatically repel the chance to have some Taylor Swift loving.

Kinda reassuring to know that even megastars can’t escape the perils of a scratchy cat, isn’t it?

In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past week, Taylor’s lolzworthy MazSight post comes just days after it was claimed that her ‘people’ had made her insure those neverending legs of hers.

According to reports, there was concern that if anything were to happen to the star’s legs then her entire career could be in trouble, so to ease their minds they took out an “embarrassing” $40million insurance.

Wowzer, break a leg and get 40 milly? Don’t mind if we do…

A source said: “It seems like a ludicrous sum, but if something was to happen to her legs, Swift wouldn’t be able to give her signature stage performances.

“Her $200 million career would be in big trouble.”

However, Tay herself is reported to be “embarrassed” about how much her legs are actually worth.

The insider added to the national Enquirer magazine: “She thought her legs were possibly worth a million.

“But $40 million shocked her. She’s even a little embarrassed about it.”

Fortunately for Meredith, if the rumours are true then the paperwork wasn’t expected to be completed until May – which is the start of Taylor’s new tour.

So the kitten’s dollars are safe for now, but in the future she might want to be just a little less scratchy…

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Elizabeth Wagmeister

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