Ever since Taylor Swift and Katy Perry‘s mysterious feud reared its ugly head and scarpered quicker than we could say Mean Girls, we’ve been sort of intrigued about what would happen next.
But we never could’ve predicted that K-Pez’s boyf Diplo would’ve gotten involved and started the most bizarre campaign we’ve probably ever seen.
Whilst we like Tay just as she is (flawless, btw), it turns out Diplo thinks she’s lacking something.
That something? A BOOTY. YES AN ACTUAL BOOTY.
Er yeah, pretty sure she’s got one of those cheers mate.
After Kim Kardashian’s oily bum shoot, the 36-year-old DJ has chucked shade on Tay, 24, like it’s going out of fashion as he campaigns to make Tay into Kim. Sort of.
Because what girl doesn’t want bum implants? OH WAIT.
Eric Spivak, presumably a fan of the DJ, even had the CHEEK (hah) to start his own funding page to try and raise funds for the terrible, terrible cause.
Describing the campaign, Eric wrote: “Taylor Swift Still Needs Your Help! Any true supporter of TSWIFT would definitely not pass up this opportunity to improve her posterior! Spread The Word If You Believe In Magic!”
Oh, we think they would matey.
Apparently Diplo hasn’t seen Tay’s Blank space video, because if he did he would KNOW not to f*** with K-Pez’s frenemy.
Actually, even if he didn’t, he should know that Swiz’s fans are a force to be reckoned with themselves really.
In fact, they’ve already hit out in their THOUSANDS against the DJ, slamming him for body shaming, telling him to start his own campaign because no-one knows who he is (burn) and generally telling him to shove off.
One user wrote in the comments: “Well you can get yourself a penis which would be more helpful for you” (LOLZ) whilst another wrote “Wow, Shady Perry’s man is SUPER jealous (and salty) on her behalf. It’s cool – TS will just keep selling records like KP could never. :)”
Yes he is awfully salty these days isn’t he?
The campaign aims to raise $3,500 for the cause, and so far they’ve raised a massive, erm, $45. Okay good.
And if Diplo didn’t flinch from the fans’ backlash, he better watch out because Tay’s BFF Lorde has gotten involved and just about SLAYED with her slamming tweet.
Hope you’ve learnt your lesson Diplo. Might wanna use that $45 to buy yourself some perspective.
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