Who DOESN’T secretly want to be a Kardashian?
work being a member of the TOWIE cast; all those sunny holidays, luxury shopping sprees, and nasty catfights get pretty exhausting, so you need to have some good people around you to make it all worth your while.It’s hard
And now, speaking exclusively to Yahoo, the TOWIE girls have revealed who they would absolutely love to sign up to the hit ITV show.
fashion lover Lydia Bright didn’t even need a moment to think, immediately saying: “Sarah Jessica Parker.”
We wonder what the ever-chic Carrie Bradshaw would have to say about Essex glam?
On the other hand, Ferne McCann had even bigger ideas: “I would like Simon Cowell to be somebody’s dad,” she then does her best Si-Co impression, “‘No Ferne, you have got to stop doing this’, it would be so good if he could come on and be my dad.”
Erm, we don’t think that he is hiring himself out as a stage dad, Ferne.
And if he was we would be FIRST in that queue.
Meanwhile, Billie Faiers is obviously feeling the absence of her sister, Sam, since she left TOWIE as she also fancies having a celeb pop by as a member of her on-screen family, “I would love for Kim Kardashian to be my sister,” she tells us, “How brilliant would that be?”
And if things don’t work out with her on-again off-again boyfriend, Charlie Sims, Ferne has already eyed up a future love interest, revealing: “I could definitely date Harry Styles.”
Ugh, we know that feeling.
Ferne also had plenty of The Only Way Is Essex alumni that she would love to see come back to the show, with her first choice being none other than the hilariously cringe twins Dino and Gino.
“They were brilliant,” She tells us, “Or Karen Derbidge (Harry’s mum), she’s jokes.”
Billie had just as random dream returns, telling us that after her sister, of course, it would have to be: “Amy Childs’ assistant Roger.”
Yeah, we have no idea either.
Lydia on the other hand is a girl after our own hearts, telling us that she would love nothing more than to have her BFF Lucy Mecklenburgh rejoin the show.
As much as we adored Dino and Gino, we would have to side with Lyds on this one.
Although they were all torn on deciding which old Essex face would be the best to reappear, the girls all agreed on one thing: Lauren Goodger made great TV.
“Wouldn’t it be epic if Lauren walked through the door?” Ferne jokes, “She was rude.
Billie adds: “She was a great character.”
And despite the fact they have now all gone their separate ways all of the girls watched and supported Lauren as she embarrassed herself on Celebrity Big Brother.
But Ferne is the first to defend her fellow Essex girl, saying: “I thought she handled herself really well, she wasn’t interested in Ricci, it was just a friendship and he came out saying she lead him on.”
And on the mention of CBB, Lydia has a second dream celeb to join them in Brentwood, sharing: “I loved Frenchy. We would love to have Frenchy on TOWIE. That would be a dream.”
Well, we actually doubt that Frenchy’s diary is too packed out, so that might actually be a possibility.
There might not be Harry Styles or Kim Kardashian in the new series, kicking off tonight with The Only Way Is Ibiza, but we’re sure it’ll be a great watch either way.
Catch it at 9pm on new channel, ITVBe.
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