Over the past eight series of Geordie Shore, we’ve watched little Geordie Queen Vicky Pattison battle through boyfriends, erotic museums and approximately 38444 sticky kebabs on a night on the toon.
It’s been great, to be honest. However, whilst we’re more than ready to watch Queen Vic go through the whole lot again in series nine, it turns out the 26-year-old actually wants to abdicate the throne and swap cold kebabs and getting mortal for bubble baths and a proper good relationship.
ACK NO PET.
We’re literally devvo’ed. Who the heck’s gonna keep the newcastle tashin’ on in check now?!
Talking to Heat, Vicky revealed her reasons behind her departure, explaining: “The rumours are true, it’s the right time for me to leave ‘Geordie Shore’, the show hasn’t grown up and I have.
“I know a lot of the people in the house are going to be quite content to sort of be 40 years old and still downing jagerbombs and bucking birds, but for me that was just never an option.”
She added: “I don’t want to be like someone in TOWIE who’s just clinging on for storylines. They had to drag Lydia back just for Arg. I don’t want to be like that.”
We’re not sure they could ever convince you to come back for a reunion for Ricci Guarnaccio, but hey.
Vicky also spoke to The Sun about her reasons for departure, revealed that between “Jagerbombs, sl*t-dropping and bed-dropped,” she began to feel about 78 years old.
You don’t look a day over 26, don’t worry love.
Plus, it turns out a little relationship with ice hockey player boyf James Morgan influenced her decision, adding: “I’d be lying if I said James didn’t play a factor in my decision.
“I love him a lot and if I’m going to give our relationship a fair go, I have to not be running off and doing Geordie Shore every two months.”
Good luck guys.
Reminiscing on her time on the show, Vicks named her best moments as meeting Daniel ‘Fit Dan’ Conn down under, and visiting several penis museums on the overseas specials. Who doesn’t love an erotic museum, aye?
She also noted that her worst moment was, understandly her break up from ex-fiancé Ricci, which left her more than a little upset.
Vicky spoke EXCLUSIVELY to Yahoo Celebrity about life after Ricci and her future with James, revealing: “I would get engaged tomorrow, truth be told, and we will get engaged sooner rather than later because we’re both very passionate. I think when you know, you know.”
She admitted that she was still a bit sceptical after that disastrous engagement to ex Ricci, adding: “I am very apprehensive, I’ve jumped into getting engaged a bit early before and that ended up being a right punch in the d**k! But James is a bit more measured and a bit more realistic than anyone I’ve gone out with in the past.
“He’s aware that we’re going to be together forever, or for a long time, actually, forever! So he’s not rushing it. But we’re really enjoying the honeymoon phase.
“Obviously I love him and I couldn’t be without him, I do think I’ll spend the rest of my life with him.”
And it looks like the long-distance thing was part of the reason she’s decided to quit her bed-hopping antics, saying: “We live quite far away, he’s from Peterborough and I’m from Newcastle, we’re both very busy and we’ve both been hurt before, so it was a real slow burner at first.
“We met up where we could for drinks and burgers and things, but we considered ourselves single for a long time, but by May, when I’d just finished filming series 8 of GS, I said, ‘I can’t do this and be away from you’.
She added: “I told him, ‘Either we draw a line underneath it or we make it serious’, and he was having none of it, telling me, ‘well I don’t want to draw a line underneath it, let’s go for it’, so we did!
“We jumped in and I’ve never been happier. I’m so happy. The minute I get out of here, I’ll call him and tell him how the interview was and ask what he’s been doing. We only spoke about 15 mins ago!”
Series nine, where Vicky is made Queen of the house and is put in charge of the rest of her housemates, will be Vicky’s last stint, and we’re gonna miss her LOADS.
Come back soon please!
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