Well it wouldn’t be the same if there wasn’t at least ONE hysterical meltdown, would it?
It seems like there’s something troubling X Factor judges Cheryl Fernandez-Versini and Mel B in tonight’s episode – as neither of them can seem to stop blubbering.
WHAT’S UP GUYS?! Was Louis watching ‘The Notebook’ under the table again?
Well, either way it all looks very dramatic doesn’t it?
We got our grubby little paws on these snaps of tonight’s X Factor episode – and doesn’t it look set to be a corker?
FINALLY we have something to look forward to on Saturday’s apart from 6 Cherry VK’s and an overwhelming sense of regret.
It seems that Chezza and Mel get pretty ‘moved’ by some of the contestants tonight. (Get ready for some stories involving either a death, a heartbreak, or maybe even a Gregg’s pasty that went down the wrong way).
This lovely lass is the girl who gets Chezza all flustered and maternal – her name is Amy Connelly and she is NOT a member of B*Witched, despite the denim and flower-print dress.
WE LOVE IT WHEN SHE GIVES THE CONTESTANTS A HUG. And she’s such a pretty cryer. <3
This fella – Jay James as he’s apparently known, is the guy who gets Mel B all ‘totes emosh’. But what does he sing? ‘Viva Forever’? ‘Mama’? ‘Feels So Good’? Who knows, but if it’s good enough to melt Mel’s steely reserve then he must be pretty good, right?
But anyway, what else have we got to look forward to?
Well, apparently Simon goes NUCLEAR after he hears one too many acoustic sessions.
THAT ED SHEERAN HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR YOU KNOW.
Maybe it’s all those late-night feeds that are making him a little tetchy, hmm?
Cheryl’s stalker also makes an appearance in tonight’s episode.
WE KID – SHE’S NOT A STALKER, THEYJUST LOOK REALLY SIMILAR, RIGHT? RIGHT?
Well anyway, her name is Jale Antor and she looks like a right old laugh.
“LOOK, I DRESSED UP LIKE CHEZ!! HOW FUNNY!!! WHAT AM I LIKE?!” etc.
Also, did we mention how their’s probably going to be a few token ‘cuties’ for us all to loose our minds over?
This lad is called Ben Quinlan, and it looks like Chez – FV is a bit SMITTEN.
Is it us or does it look like they’re doing the tango?
However, our personal favourite right now is this fella - Charlie Jones.
PHWOAR ETC. We love a man who likes a good strum.
Of course, it wouldn’t be the X Factor without a bit of gratuitous nudity from an ageing pensioner, so luckily we’ve got this to look forward to from the very eager Carol Trevarthan.
How did Louis restrain himself, eh?
Cheryl looks intrigued, no?
Anyway, we can’t wait for tonight. BRING.IT.ON.
[ Mel B: I feel like chopped liver sitting next to Cheryl! ]
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