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X Factor 2014: Tulisa Returns And We Just CANNOT Deal

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!

X Factor 2014: Tulisa Returns And We Just CANNOT Deal
By MazSight

Tulisa was back on our screens in last night’s  X Factor and BOY OH BOY did she not disappoint.

Channelling her inner Bond Girl (if James Bond was middle-aged Irishman and Ursula Andress was actually from north-West London), Tulisa emerged from the sea like a  Venus-esque vision of beauty and majesty.

Okay, maybe we were a bit too far into our X Factor drinking game at this point, but either way she looked frigging AMAZEBALLS.

X Factor 2014: Tulisa Returns And We Just CANNOT Deal
By MazSight

Helping Louis sort the One Directions from the Same Difference’s in the Groups category,  our homegirl Tulisa seemed WELL happy to be back, and after the year she’s had, who can friggin’ blame her, eh?

Preaching to the huddled masses like the benevolent goddess that she truly is, Our Lady of Camden told the groups:

“It is so great to be back. I have heard some amazing things about you all and remember I’m the only judge to ever win with a group so I know exactly what [Louis'] looking for and what he wants.”

YES PEOPLE, THE ONLY JUDGE TO WIN WITH A GROUP – LET’S ALL JUST REMEMBER THAT.

“The most importance advice I can give you all is make sure when you stand up there, that is your moment. Take it and go for it.”

Urgh – PREACH IT SISTA.

Can we keep her just a little bit longer? Maybe she can fill in for Louis when he needs to go for his afternoon nap?

And you know what, it’s not just us guys who <3 Tulisa so – she made quite an impression on that oh-so-attractive ‘New Boy Band‘.

We had a little sit down with the fellas, and when asked what their reaction to Tulisa’s ‘out of the sea’ Bond girl moment, their reaction was full of sniggers, naughty jokes and laughs.

Jake’s reaction was simply: “Wow. Wow. She was incredible. She’s really good looking.”

While James elaborated: “I felt like I was in a film” which then spurred a load of jokes about exactly what type of film.

Oh, DON’T James – we wouldn’t be able to cope.
 
[Emma Bunton admits her and Mel B were on the tequila at Judges' Houses]

[The 19 times Aliona was sick to death of having Gregg Wallace as her partner]

Vicky Pattison

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