Well done, everyone. You’ve survived ‘March Madness’, and we can officially begin what is hopefully a more peaceful April – something Zayn Malik and Perrie Edwards will probably also be hoping for.
And it looks like they’ve already hopped on a private plane to LAX (maybe) with their dreams and Perrie’s very nice floppy hat to get away from it all, accompanied by Zayn’s mum and sisters, too.
It’s not *exactly* been the calmest of months for the couple, what with cheating rumours, rumours that their relationship is on the rocks AND not forgetting all the highs and lows of Zayn leaving One Direction.
Actually, just lows.
Anyway, judging by all the rubbish they’ve had to deal with, it’s no surprise that Zerrie are on the hunt for some drama-free time and some privacy.
Just don’t do one of those secret Weddings, yeah? We’ve already bought a hat y’know.
The couple, along with Zayn’s mum and sisters, were seen leaving their house yesterday with a load of luggage in tow, before being seen hopping on Zerrie airwaves and leaving the country.
Everyone looked approximately one trillion times nicer than when we fly away somewhere (mainly because pyjamas are our outfit of choice), with Perrie opting for a beige top, black trousers, a big floppy hat, heels and some circle sunglasses. BABE.
Zayn’s beard, meanwhile, looks set to take over his face anyday now but we’re weirdly quite enjoying it. If that’s wrong, we don’t want to be right.
He opted for a casual (but HAWT) checkered shirt, skinny jeans, sunglasses and a beanie for his flight ensemble.
Here’s hoping he’s done a Kim Kardashian and is hiding a platinum blonde quiff under there. Ahem.
Although they’re clearly not giving us any hints as to their destination (not even a game of charades. Tsk), it looks like they could be heading to Phoenix, Arizona for an interview on 104.7 KISS FM.
Here’s the evidence:
Malik’s mystery solved. Just call us Sherlock.
This all comes after a rocky few weeks for the couple, with more rumours flying around about this, that and the other than we’ve had chocolate bars. Ever.
One ‘friend’ yesterday told Heat magazine that Zayn had basically dumped One Direction via text, revealing: “He texted the boys then announced it. I don’t think he wanted anyone to be able to talk him out of it.”
Harsh. If this ‘friend’ is actually a friend and isn’t just Bob from next door trying to spread some rubbish gossip.
Butt out, Bob.
Meanwhile, Perrie was seen indulging in some retail therapy with Zayn’s mum and sister in London. Cute.
Enjoy your trip guys, and seriously, no secret wedding. PLEASE. (Congrats in advance, just in case).
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