Whilst one half of the internet sobbed into their One Direction duvets at the news that Zayn Malik had left the band, the other half filled Twitter with gags just waiting to happen.
And on the day that Jeremy Clarkson also left his day job behind, he was bound to be the butt of most of the internet jokes.
The obvious job switch was quickly pointed out
Before people got bored and other names were thrown into the ring.
Some surprising faces even volunteered to take his place
Whilst other famous faces came out of the One Direction closet